Absolute Virtue... Again.

AbsolutelyNobody · 09-24-2008, 08:32 AM

I've trolled your forums of Absolute Virtue and have found that no one can kill it legitimately yet.

I will give you a hint. You can take it, use it, and figure it out.
Or you can skoff, laugh, and go on being defeated by this monster.

First off, watch SE's movie again.

What's missing?

(Aerns)

What jobs can they be?

(Any of the 15)

Could this possibly be a big part in defeating Absolute Virute?

(Most definately)

Were there any aerns at all during JoL?

(No)

Were there any aerns during Absolute Virute?

(No)

Did SE make them not pop just out of convenience for the filming/fighting?

(No)

The rest is up to you adventurers of Vana'Diel.

Sincerly,
Absolutely Nobody

p.s. Stop bitching and start figuring it out. This is a hint to the riddle, but not the entire riddle.

Shuemue · 09-24-2008, 08:33 AM

So you've got a legit AV kill?

Didn't think so.

kayn · 09-24-2008, 08:33 AM

can this thread be locked/deleted and the op banned?

Corrderio · 09-24-2008, 08:34 AM

Hasn't this whole Aren thing been tried and tested before?

AbsolutelyNobody · 09-24-2008, 08:37 AM

Obviously, you all know the true way and I am clueless. Since this is so, please do delete the thread and ban me so these people can keep getting killed blindly by something that they can't kill, and will not wake up.

Doompie · 09-24-2008, 08:39 AM

Atleast come up with something new.

xopher · 09-24-2008, 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AbsolutelyNobody

Obviously, you all know the true way and I am clueless. Since this is so, please do delete the thread and ban me so these people can keep getting killed blindly by something that they can't kill, and will not wake up.

Obviously you are not part of an HNMLS that kills AV so what do you care if it's killed?

Oh, what's that? You want to jump in out of nowhere with some balls out theory of how to kill him so you can get credit?

Oh okay.

spooky · 09-24-2008, 08:41 AM

Good lord.

Titanss · 09-24-2008, 08:41 AM

I think this guy is a genius and people need to watch that vid some more.

Devia · 09-24-2008, 08:42 AM

Please learn to spell, among other things.

Gunitsoldier · 09-24-2008, 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Titanss

I think this guy is a genius and people need to watch that vid some more.

He's right! The answer is there! Thank you for opening our eyes kind sir!!!

Tankjr · 09-24-2008, 08:50 AM

I want my 10 seconds back.

Tradition · 09-24-2008, 08:52 AM

OP is Sage Sundi

Chen · 09-24-2008, 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AbsolutelyNobody

I'm a retard

i couldn't agree more

baudelaire · 09-24-2008, 08:55 AM

Srsly, search the forums for AV + aern, this shit was suggested over a year ago. We need some AV FAIL seal of disapproval for posts like this.

Edit: fuck you for being too lazy to find this yourself: http://bluegartrls.com/forum/showthr...ob#post1668109 dated 2007-09-01.

The Blackrose · 09-24-2008, 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AbsolutelyNobody

I've trolled your forums of Absolute Virtue and have found that no one can kill it legitimately yet.

So, how's the progress coming on killing AV? Oh wait, you haven't done anything yourself, you say?

Screw a ban, go straight for the jugular and issue a few deny statements in the server configuration.

Corrderio · 09-24-2008, 09:01 AM

We need a sticky reguarding AV and all these "Theories" sorta like with the Goblin Wolfman

Day · 09-24-2008, 09:02 AM

Don't be so hard on him guys, he trolled our forums on AV, way to just prove him right and scoff at his theory, I bet if Ruke posted it 5 linkshells would have tried it already.

Linktri · 09-24-2008, 09:05 AM

C'mon guys. I like it when he posts. If his mouth opens just a little wider, I can fit my penis inside his face. Mmmmm.

Fyrebrand · 09-24-2008, 09:07 AM

Hi mom!

Chen · 09-24-2008, 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Day

Don't be so hard on him guys, he trolled our forums on AV, way to just prove him right and scoff at his theory, I bet if Ruke posted it 5 linkshells would have tried it already.

gonna go ahead and guess ruke isnt going to post stupid crap which has already been tested though

Drex · 09-24-2008, 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AbsolutelyNobody

Did SE make them not pop just out of convenience for the filming/fighting?

Yes.

baudelaire · 09-24-2008, 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Day

Don't be so hard on him guys, he trolled our forums on AV, way to just prove him right and scoff at his theory, I bet if Ruke posted it 5 linkshells would have tried it already.

It's not even his theory, if he'd done a sufficient job "trolling" he'd have found that it's already been mentioned and even attempted (making sure all aerns are dead, or cycling through aerns until the right jobs are up and holding them while fighting AV, thereby attempting to lock the associated 2hr's).

You don't need to be Ruke to do proper research on the forums, anyone half-literate can do that.

Edit: Why isn't this thread locked yet?

Not Kuno · 09-24-2008, 09:14 AM

The only thing dumber then the random AV theories are some of the posts in this thread. Ung.

Post proof this actually does something or gtfo.

Sonomaa · 09-24-2008, 10:47 AM

banned both your anon accounts and a week of your normal account being gone as well.

09-24-2008, 08:32 AM	#1 (permalink)
AbsolutelyNobody BANNED: I r HAMMARED Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 3	Absolute Virtue... Again. I've trolled your forums of Absolute Virtue and have found that no one can kill it legitimately yet. I will give you a hint. You can take it, use it, and figure it out. Or you can skoff, laugh, and go on being defeated by this monster. First off, watch SE's movie again. What's missing? (Aerns) What jobs can they be? (Any of the 15) Could this possibly be a big part in defeating Absolute Virute? (Most definately) Were there any aerns at all during JoL? (No) Were there any aerns during Absolute Virute? (No) Did SE make them not pop just out of convenience for the filming/fighting? (No) The rest is up to you adventurers of Vana'Diel. Sincerly, Absolutely Nobody p.s. Stop bitching and start figuring it out. This is a hint to the riddle, but not the entire riddle.

09-24-2008, 08:33 AM	#3 (permalink)
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09-24-2008, 08:34 AM	#4 (permalink)
Corrderio Sea Torques Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: South Dakota Posts: 553	Hasn't this whole Aren thing been tried and tested before? __________________ http://corrderio.livejournal.com/ -.DAT editing journal and random rants.

09-24-2008, 08:39 AM	#6 (permalink)
Doompie Melee Summoner Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Belgium Posts: 34	Atleast come up with something new. __________________

09-24-2008, 08:41 AM	#9 (permalink)
Titanss Old Merits Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Nashville Posts: 1,244	I think this guy is a genius and people need to watch that vid some more. __________________ FFXI: Kikoku, Ridills, and Kraken Clubs- 8 75's Zantetsuken HNMLS Ragnarok: http://www.zan-ls.com/home/news.php

09-24-2008, 08:33 AM	#2 (permalink)
Shuemue Black Belt Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 5,823	So you've got a legit AV kill? Didn't think so.

09-24-2008, 08:37 AM	#5 (permalink)
AbsolutelyNobody BANNED: I r HAMMARED Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 3	Obviously, you all know the true way and I am clueless. Since this is so, please do delete the thread and ban me so these people can keep getting killed blindly by something that they can't kill, and will not wake up.

09-24-2008, 08:42 AM	#10 (permalink)
Devia Melee Goddess Join Date: May 2006 Location: underground Posts: 49	Please learn to spell, among other things.

09-24-2008, 08:50 AM	#12 (permalink)
Tankjr Fallso Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: City of Dis Posts: 175	I want my 10 seconds back.

09-24-2008, 08:52 AM	#13 (permalink)
Tradition Relic Weapons Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New York City Posts: 306	OP is Sage Sundi __________________ Lynnette [Remora] thf, brd

09-24-2008, 08:55 AM	#15 (permalink)
baudelaire Hydra Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 146	Srsly, search the forums for AV + aern, this shit was suggested over a year ago. We need some AV FAIL seal of disapproval for posts like this. Edit: fuck you for being too lazy to find this yourself: http://bluegartrls.com/forum/showthr...ob#post1668109 dated 2007-09-01. Last edited by baudelaire; 09-24-2008 at 08:58 AM. Reason: fuck you OP

09-24-2008, 09:01 AM	#17 (permalink)
Corrderio Sea Torques Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: South Dakota Posts: 553	We need a sticky reguarding AV and all these "Theories" sorta like with the Goblin Wolfman __________________ http://corrderio.livejournal.com/ -.DAT editing journal and random rants.

09-24-2008, 09:02 AM	#18 (permalink)
Day IMPERIAL CONCUBINE OF ME Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Isladar's Chamber of Delights Posts: 1,480	Don't be so hard on him guys, he trolled our forums on AV, way to just prove him right and scoff at his theory, I bet if Ruke posted it 5 linkshells would have tried it already. __________________ SEVEN DAYS : <3 Yojo HQ

09-24-2008, 09:07 AM	#20 (permalink)
Fyrebrand Puppetmaster Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 55	Hi mom!

09-24-2008, 09:14 AM	#24 (permalink)
Not Kuno The God Damn Kuno Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: NYC Posts: 8,365	The only thing dumber then the random AV theories are some of the posts in this thread. Ung. Post proof this actually does something or gtfo. __________________ I can't tell you who I am. But I sure as hell can tell you who I'm not.

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Sonomaa Modzilla The Anti-anti-Spider Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Hudson, FL Posts: 4,783	banned both your anon accounts and a week of your normal account being gone as well. __________________

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